Keryu walks into his new office and looks around. "Another boring day at work." Says Keryu with a sigh. He looks out the window and sees a bird crap on the windowsill. Keryu picks up a paperweight from the table. "I'll teach you to use the windowsill as a bathroom!" He throws the paperweight at the bird shattering the window and missing the bird. The bird flies away. "Oh crap the window wasn't open, they must be using windex in here!" He sits down at the desk ignoring the fact that he had broken the window.